oh god the rape fog is back!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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