Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
did you just send me my own nude
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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