The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish you could order shots online.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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