i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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