I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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