i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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