dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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