You really coming over, don't trick.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
A+ Viking dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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