Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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