At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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