also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Randomize
