I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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