Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Bring me that man meat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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