your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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