Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just pee around me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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