I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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