I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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