doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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