Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
