Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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