turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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