Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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