I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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