Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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