Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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