fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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