Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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