Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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