if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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