Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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