The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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