and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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