how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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