Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also, beer. Big fan.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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