Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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