I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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