I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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