Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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