When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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