So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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