We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He passed out mid-signature
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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