I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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