I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
then he tried to convert me to islam
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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