So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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