Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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