Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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