That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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