I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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