dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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