So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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